Where our mothers had a thing for the clean-cut, well-groomed man, associating him with success and financial security, we ladies of the Millennial generation are finding ourselves enticed by the burly, more rugged hairy men.If you’ve heard of Lumbersexuals, you’ll know what I’m talking about.The men I love resemble two-parts Caveman Clooney plus one part Disney Beast, and I will gladly be his guest.
Honestly, dating a guy you don’t have to lug conditioner around for? The last thing I want to deal with is having my conditioner explode all over my overnight bag because I forgot (read: pressed snooze four times) to wash my hair in the morning.
When selecting a mate, I tend to follow evolutionary guidelines and go for the guy who looks like he could survive the next Ice Age — which basically means the hairier, the better.
He’ll make a better boyfriend and, one day, a better father to your perfect offspring.
Here are 21 completely logical reasons why you should always date the guy who has a beard: A man with a beard is just plain sexier than a man with a baby-bare face — just look at this guy. Sometimes we just want to be manhandled, and a beard is a dead ringer for getting that kind of aggressive action.
He isn’t hasty or rash; he is cool and calculating — letting everything he sets out to accomplish come to fruition in good time.